28 декабря 2011

Рождественское, Agile-овое


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On the first day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
A Kanban Board by a co-located team.
On the second day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the third day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the fourth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the fifth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Five Daily stand-ups a week,
Four Planning Poker Decks,
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the sixth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Six Pairs-a-Programming
Five Daily stand-ups a week,
Four Planning Poker Decks,
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the seventh day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Seven Stickies Moving,
Six Pairs-a-Programming,
Five Daily stand-ups a week,
Four Planning Poker Decks,
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the eighth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Eight objects refactored
Seven Stickies Moving,
Six Pairs-a-Programming,
Five Daily stand-ups a week,
Four Planning Poker Decks,
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the ninth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Nine Clients advising,
Eight objects refactored,
Seven Stickies Moving,
Six Pairs-a-Programming,
Five Daily stand-ups a week,
Four Planning Poker Decks,
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the tenth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Ten User Stories
Nine Clients advising,
Eight objects refactored,
Seven Stickies Moving,
Six Pairs-a-Programming,
Five Daily stand-ups a week,
Four Planning Poker Decks,
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Eleven Retrospectives,
Ten User Stories
Nine Clients advising,
Eight objects refactored,
Seven Stickies Moving,
Six Pairs-a-Programming,
Five Daily stand-ups a week,
Four Planning Poker Decks,
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Twelve Specifications-by-example
Eleven Retrospectives,
Ten User Stories
Nine Clients advising,
Eight objects refactored,
Seven Stickies Moving,
Six Pairs-a-Programming,
Five Daily stand-ups a week,
Four Planning Poker Decks,
Three Green Bars,
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team with an awesome Velocity!!!!!